The tripods will be replaced as soon as I can get to the hardware store and rig a crossbar for the little speakers to hang off of. (Not entirely into the technochrist imagery, but whatevs!) Many thanks to Ethan Schoonover for sharing his autopole setup and my dad for forgetting to take all of the expensive lighting equipment after the divorce.
http://blog.bunnyfields.com/the-first-pieces-of-the-perverse-puzzle-that