||[Feb. 1st, 2007|02:57 pm]
How to get a free cookie in your local sub shop!|
1. Wait until someone goes on a loud, racist tirade on their cell phone involving family troubles and promises of murder. After a few minutes, they will be kicked out by the manager.
2. Come back later that week and thank the manager for handling the situation.
3. If it is the same manager, you will be offered a free cookie.
I strongly recommend the largest chocolate chip cookie they have.