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[Feb. 1st, 2007|02:57 pm]
Nate Bunnyfield
How to get a free cookie in your local sub shop!

1. Wait until someone goes on a loud, racist tirade on their cell phone involving family troubles and promises of murder. After a few minutes, they will be kicked out by the manager.

2. Come back later that week and thank the manager for handling the situation.

3. If it is the same manager, you will be offered a free cookie.

I strongly recommend the largest chocolate chip cookie they have.

[User Picture]From: subplot2
2007-02-02 03:47 am (UTC)
Or the Emily version, from the same shop but a month earlier:

1) Walk in while the staff have all of their friends over to bake gingerbread people in the industrial oven.

2) Be friendly.

3) Free George W. Bush gingerbread person!!
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From: natebunnyfield
2007-02-02 04:48 am (UTC)
Oh, I totally remember that story.

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