I saw someone suggest recently that Republican leadership should be subject to "alternative interrogation practices" to find out who knew what about Foley. It's not like it's torture, right? And what could be more important than protecting the children? Saying we shouldn't "alternatively interrogate" congressmen...why, that's like saying children aren't important. You wouldn't say children aren't important, would you?

Ha.

That would be the most popular youtube video ever.

Congressman, put your hands behind your back.

I can't!

Bzzbzzbzz...