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[Oct. 27th, 2005|05:02 pm]
Nate Bunnyfield
This is one of the most poetic spams I've ever recieved...

From: "Letha Huerta" <JGCMBZLRPVS@iobox.se>
Subject: hi dad


Hey mom&dad,

Just wanted to write you and let you know how that de_gree program I
tried out went...

Well 2 weeks later, I graduated, & finished my masters in less then 2 weeks with No Study Required and 1_0_0_% Verifiable!

Yeah, I know you guys doubted it at first,but this turned out to be ,1.0,0% legit!
The op,portunity exists due to a legal loophole allowing some established colleges to award degre.es at their dis.cretion.

I'm so excited mom and dad this was a life altering opp,ortunity & for once in my life I took advantage of it.
I already have jobs that wouldn't of gave me a chance before calling me off the hook now! This really is a Godsend.

Tell my sister and cousin Joey they better hurry up and call that # i gave them the other day because counselor James said they aren't excepting
many more students for this offer. here are the deg,rees they offer,

B/A, B,S,C, M/A M,S.C, M.B.A, P,h,D
and the number to c,all again 1-2,0,6,-338-5780 tell them to leave brief message of the de,gree they want, and they will call back ASAP.



Anyways, much love and tell the rest of the family I said hello :)
love your son,Gene



Mark at 27 months looked ?normal?. He came from a good family who provided lots of stimulation. Mark had one word--'ba' as in 'Ball.' Everything was 'ba.' After a few days of orientation in the classroom, I presented the computer. The first day he sat at the computer for 20 minutes and pressed the ball, bus, bee on the IntelliKeys keyboard over and over again. He then looked at me and pointed to the ball and said ?Ba? Then he pointed to the bee and said 'Be' and the Bus and said 'Bu.' I was astonished and his mother started to cry..
That librarian isn't enjoying jumping at the company..
Have the managers already loved shouting?.
You know, for the last few months, John's been traveling around the country talking about his positive, optimistic vision for America, talking about his plan to move this country in the right direction..
Those bus drivers aren't missing praying on the street just now..
They are not missing shouting today..
Hasn't Buddy ever liked swimming?.
That computer programmer isn't enjoying swimming behind the post office right at this time.
Were those pilots practicing praying?.
Those news announcers aren't practicing shaving next to the police station right at this time..
I don't hate studying in London..
Every child communicates in some form whether it be by crying, body language, facial expressions or verbalization. Some children talk early, some late, some with augmentative communication devices, some not at all. As a teacher I wanted to facilitate the child learning language..
i am terribly hungry, do you want to get some food later on?.
I get from most parents is ?Can you teach my child to talk?? This question has haunted me for years..
I was missing jumping..
You are always missing reading..
Haven't the journalists liked surfing?.
That pilot is missing surfing..
Early last month I was still missing sleeping..
But, I spent the next three weeks making a piece of simple software for her son to her specifications. While I was at it, I put 4-8 pictures on the screen as well. The simple program was finished and ready for her child to see. As I was presenting it, the other children in my classroom were pushing each other to get to the computer screen to touch that Touch Window and hear the word spoken again and again. I looked at these kids and was amazed. There was no music, no animation, nothing cute about this program at all, just real pictures with real words. I was stunned. I just watched the children. Within 10 minutes, several children who had never said a word in their life, made approximations of several words. I was hooked..
Many bartenders like driving every other day..
Then came THE PARENT. (Now, you need to know, I love the parents of the children I teach.) This parent arrived on the scene with her son who had Down?s Syndrome. She wanted a piece of software with REAL photos, one on each screen with the word in text and the word spoken aloud. I looked at her and thought to myself, ?B-O-R-I-N-G. The child will NEVER respond to that.?.
Were those pilots practicing praying?.
Joseph has just remembered walking..
Did those bus drivers regret singing?.
Donna's daughter hasn't practiced playing yet..
Wasn't Dick missing talking on the street?.
Jackie is missing jogging by the sea at present..
I'm not enjoying fighting over there..
That photographer isn't enjoying fighting..
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[User Picture]From: asabass
2005-10-28 01:38 am (UTC)

Poetic Indeed

" You know, for the last few months, John's been traveling around the country talking about his positive, optimistic vision for America, talking about his plan to move this country in the right direction.."

Kerry Campagin related?

Early last month I, too, was still missing sleeping.
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[User Picture]From: lazyman
2005-10-28 10:08 am (UTC)
It isn't going to be Skynet. It's going to be a spambot that first creates digital consciousness.
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From: natebunnyfield
2005-10-28 03:30 pm (UTC)
Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2005 15:21:29 +0200
From: "Jackie Francis" <jwvvryj@aaemail.com>
Subject: Nate _ALL, listen,Acetobacter


Hello,

A Genuine College Degree in 2 weeks C.a.l.l now!-> 1-2,0,6,-338-5780

B/A, B/S/C, M/A, M/S/C, M/B/A, P/H/D,

Within 2 weeks! No Study Required! ,.1_0_0_% Veri.fiable!

The oppor.rtunity exists due to a legal loophole allowing some established
colleges to award de.grees at their dis.cretion.


This little known sec,ret has been kept quiet for years.

Nate Start seeing how much better your life&carreer can be with few letters
behind your name! 0 .risk. and no oblig_ation

For more infor.mation give us a call, You'll thank me later.

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Get back to you later,
Vicente Collier



The musicians have missed playing since a few days ago..
Do you hate shaving badly?.
Toren came to me at age 32 months. He had 2 words: Ma Ma and Bye Bye. He could not focus, but ran around the room. His mother was convinced I was going to have him cured by his third birthday. I told her I was no miracle worker, but we'd do what we could during the next 4 months. Immediately we started structuring Toren's day. I went home and worked up a program called 'Toren's Nouns'. The first day I showed Toren the program, he looked at it for 10-15 seconds and then left the computer. The next day he stayed about 30 seconds. Each day he built up more time at the computer. By the second week, he would sit on my lap for 10 minutes pressing whichever word he wanted to hear. But he spoke no sounds, no words. Three weeks passed. I began berating myself. 'See, Jo, you thought this noun program was so great. Look at Toren, he's not learning anything.' The fourth week Toren walked over to the computer, picked up the overlay from the IntelliKeys keyboard, pointed to 10 different wo
rds and approximated each word. That day, I cried..
I have just practiced talking..
The politicians weren't enjoying jogging..
I am not missing surfing..
Did those students miss eating last winter?.
The gardners regret skiing well..
AUDIENCE: Yes..
The politicians weren't enjoying jogging..
Some store clerks like working in London..
Have you missed reading recently?.
THE PARENT arrived back on the scene. She gave me a tape by Dr. Laura Meyers from UCLA. I listened to that tape eight times. I listened over and over and heard the same thing again and again. Ms. Meyers said, 'These kids may need to hear a word many times (perhaps 72 times) before they ever say a word. A computer can be patient and say it the same way every time.' Now I understood. I was not patient enough. I did not allow the student to hear the words over and over. I was interrupting their learning by interjecting, when they were totally engrossed in what they were doing. I was asking questions they were not ready to answer. They were just learning language. They didn't have the answers yet..
Jack is not missing singing near the station..
That dentist is not enjoying writing near my home..
Does Joe hate laughing over there?.
I am a teacher of preschool children with disabilities. I have been making software for the children in my classrooms for the last eight years. Over the past 23 years I have encountered many types of disabilities and many types of parents. The question.
cheese burger and cheese fries .... mmmmm.
Mark at 27 months looked ?normal?. He came from a good family who provided lots of stimulation. Mark had one word--'ba' as in 'Ball.' Everything was 'ba.' After a few days of orientation in the classroom, I presented the computer. The first day he sat at the computer for 20 minutes and pressed the ball, bus, bee on the IntelliKeys keyboard over and over again. He then looked at me and pointed to the ball and said ?Ba? Then he pointed to the bee and said 'Be' and the Bus and said 'Bu.' I was astonished and his mother started to cry..
Haven't the computer programmers already practiced shaving?.
I don't practice reading once a week..
Doesn't Ms. Brown hate playing at the company?.
They are not missing shouting today..
The politicians dislike playing all day long..
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[User Picture]From: subplot2
2005-10-29 04:11 pm (UTC)
Don't spammers know that Dada is so passe?
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