I am not a role model in this or any respect.
Back in 2002, I posted that I would mail out my first album to some friends.
Over three years later, I am now almost making good on my word.
With the strong warning that this is likely the only instance of an artist intentionally releasing a totally unlistenable album just to set the bar low for all future albums here is...
A 18.8MB zip file of five horrible mp3s totalling 16'11" in length.