I went to Funcoland to get a used Dreamcast game to replace Soul Calibur and I ask the pimply faced kid what game I should get. I tell him I need a multi-player non-fighting game. He says basketball. I say no, not basketball. He says Devil Speed Online and I ask him if it's multiplayer. He says yes. I buy it. I go home. I open it up. I look at the instruction booklets. It's single player offline. I go back to the store. The manager gets testy with me cause I opened the package. I explain that his coworker told me it was multiplayer. And he calls Babbages in nearby (and near famous) Montgomery Mall. He tells me I can go there get it shrinkwrapped and bring it back for a full refund. Bastard, I think to myself. You deserve your job. You really really do. So I don't know what I'll do, maybe I'll get a Dreamcast for myself. I mean, they're only $99 now. And you're beginning to see how I solve problems now, aren't you?