I was in LA last night, drove through Gilroy, then San Francisco this morning, Santa Cruz for a long day nap, then Aptos tonight.
LA is shit. LA is America. LA is where I want to be for a spell.
Gilroy is gorgeous. Smells like garlic and snows garlic skin.
San Francisco is clean, rich and witty. Too clean, too rich and too witty.
Crunchy Santa Cruz is too small. But if you want to do a lot of drugs.
Sleepy Aptos is just right to raise your new family in. With your hobbies and televisions.
I want <3YRSELF on my license plate. But I think I'll be forced to get a instead of <3 and use a 3 instead of E.